My name is Mr. Sakimoto. Please raise your hand to talk. No running or throwing things, unless it makes a really cool noise, or flies really far. That's a-okay. I encourage excellence. Mediocre horseplay will not be tolerated.
I love science, though she doesn't always love me back. But that's how awesome she is. The sooner you realize you love her too, the sooner I can take my knee off your wind pipe.